Tuesday, June 24, 2008

OH YEAH..I JUST WENT THERE!

Is that what you think it is....oh yes my friends, it is! Bird Poop! Why in the world, you might ask, would she post a picture of such an unpleasant atrocity? Well, one because it is my blog and I can, and two because of all of the places on this great earth that poop can and will fall, WHY oh WHY need it be on my head! YEP! ON MY HEAD!
I innocently walked outside for a few minutes to help Ryan unload some SERIOUSLY SWEET furniture that he scored today, and....well, I will spare you all the nasty details. Just know that it has been almost 30 min. and I swear I can still feel it in my hair! GUH-ROSS!!
I am off to the shower! I promise to bring you posts tomorrow (when I find my camera) that will not so easily trigger the gag-reflex! Until then....

8 comments:

Suzi said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! Poo-Poo head! Literally. My sincerest regrets for your unpleasant experience... hahahahaha!

Dirk & Dae said...

That's just not right! I guess it could be worse....my friend had an elephant at the zoo fling poo at her once! Yep, AT her! Talk about GUH-ROSS!

Amy Lindstrom said...

OK, Dae...that IS disgusting...and kinda funny, but mostly DISGUSTING! :)

I miss you by the way! When are you headed to Utah next?

Kristin and Jay said...

hah! That is gross! Does your hair feel extra soft today though? Maybe the bird thought you needed some super conditioning =). Did you look to see what the odds are of getting pooped on by a bird? I bet they are pretty small. At least you have a good story to tell!

Jelina said...

That's just nasty! I had Anna outside in her car seat the other day and I noticed that a bird pooped on the little cover thing--good thing I had that over her, otherwise it would have been her. Yuck!

Jeni said...

That is kind of funny Amy. I wish you would of taken a picture of that. You should of went and bought a lottery ticket or something, I heard if you get pooped on it means you will have good luck for the rest of that day. Maybe I just made that up in my head, and no that doesn't mean Mallory poop, just bird poop.

Jasmine said...

hahaha ha ha....i couldn't stop laughing....how many people do you know that have been pooped on by a bird...i love it!!!

Gear Gang said...

I didn't know that actually happened to people. I am thinking right now how hard my Ryan would have laughed if he would've been there to see it. I would have cried. Did you Cry?

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